turing-tested:

vriskerly-actions:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

b99gif:

You do you, Boyle.

fullmetalheadass:

cudigambino:

I love tumblr. Why? Because I can be horny or depressed in peace.

and everyone else scroll by like “shit me too”

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

The utter look of despair and defeat on Tony Stark’s face after barely two minutes of speaking to the Guardians is the biggest mood a piece of cinema will ever capture send tweet

Phat phucking mood, babe

homo-nerd-grizz:

thegayraven:

theadventurezoneoftruth:

mcelboycontent:

IT’S LIT, FAM

[ID: Twitter used TMBWBIT2 @trolls2cast , 7 minutes ago. “THE MCELROY BROTHERS WILL BE IN TROLLS 2″. A link to the article: The Unbelievable True Story Of How 3 Podcasts Trolled their Way into Trolls 2 from Vanity Fair. End ID.]

this one screenshot is like a microcosm of their personalities

Travis showed up to the meeting 45 minutes late and wearing a shirt with the word “piss” on it and he is my chaotic good mentor

doctorbluesmanreturns:

yesterdaysprint:

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

homo-nerd-grizz:

babyanimalgifs:

I guess cats aren’t so cold after all

top 5 plastic chairs i’d love to die in

bluebananabowtie:

honey-dippers:

cyberpetty:

shitoris:

cyberpetty:

number 1

number 2

number 3

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

stimman3000:

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